Super-Spiffy Amazing Beer Finder™

We can’t be Melvin and you can’t be hap­py unless you’re liv­ing a well round­ed and ful­fill­ing life that involves a bunch of the kick­ass beer we make, like every­day. We hooked up this sick map below to make sure you know how to get the beer you need, use it, be stoked, live life to the emp­ti­est with us.

Once you use the search below, you’re basi­cal­ly now con­trac­tu­al­ly required to drop every­thing you’re doing and head out to pick up the afore­men­tioned Melvin beer. Imme­di­ate­ly. Don’t dri­ve if you’re drunk, though — remem­ber that your sober friends are just a phone call, text, or Insta­gram DM away (you can also try yelling loud­ly if that’s your style). If all else fails, feel free to tweet the Wu Tang Clan and ask for a ride.

Also, please note that we’re pret­ty much every­where around the Jack­son and Alpine, WY area, even though the BeerFinder2000™ doesn’t show it. We’re aware of this and are work­ing with our dis­trib­u­tor in the area to fix this. The irony of this is not lost on us. You’ll also have to con­tact your local dis­trib­u­tor and ask where to find Melvin if you live in Cal­i­for­nia, Mass­a­chu­setts, and New York.

Find Melvin in Massachusetts

We just launched in Mass­a­chu­setts! Check out a map of all the loca­tions where Melvin is cur­rent­ly avail­able in MA (this list sub­ject to change, nat­u­ral­ly).