Super-Spiffy Amazing Beer Finder™
We can’t be Melvin and you can’t be happy unless you’re living a well rounded and fulfilling life that involves a bunch of the kickass beer we make, like everyday. We hooked up this sick map below to make sure you know how to get the beer you need, use it, be stoked, live life to the emptiest with us.
Once you use the search below, you’re basically now contractually required to drop everything you’re doing and head out to pick up the aforementioned Melvin beer. Immediately. Don’t drive if you’re drunk, though — remember that your sober friends are just a phone call, text, or Instagram DM away (you can also try yelling loudly if that’s your style). If all else fails, feel free to tweet the Wu Tang Clan and ask for a ride.
Also, please note that we’re pretty much everywhere around the Jackson and Alpine, WY area, even though the BeerFinder2000™ doesn’t show it. We’re aware of this and are working with our distributor in the area to fix this. The irony of this is not lost on us. You’ll also have to contact your local distributor and ask where to find Melvin if you live in California, Massachusetts, and New York.